(Source: victorkraasna)
Brush your teeth. Ya nasty.
brushed them right when I got home
I usually pop in a piece of gum right after I eat pizza anyway
and pizza gas
writing like a complete 7th grade faggot is hilarious to me but I think I went a little too far this time
I seriously love pizza but I fucking hate the aftermath: pizza breath
Why are men so scared of horses? Every time I ask one to go see/ride horses with me they freak out and cry. Well not that I can see but I’m sure they’re doing so in the privacy of their bathroom.
excuse me
Dayum son. You’s a born horseman. Got the plaid and everything.
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
(via cooladekal)
(Source: sighsmatters, via blackstanlee)
National Geographic takes you inside Kim Kardashian’s pussy
(Source: pharmacopoeia, via cooladekal)
